Greetings from the Classic Swing Golf School and the Golf Capital of Myrtle Beach again! While reading the news this morning, I noticed a small item in the corner of the sports section and I had on of those lqtm (laughing quietly to myself ) moments. Golf humor is a big part of the game. Sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying, right?
Enjoy these funny golf quotes:
"You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work."-Golf legend Lee Trevino
"It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course."-Former baseball home run king Hank Aaron
"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing."-Actress Phyllis Diller
"I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser."-Golf legend Arnold Palmer
"Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five."-Radio broadcaster Paul Harvey
"I know I’m getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators."-Former US president Gerald Ford
"You know the old rule, he who has the fastest cart, never has to play a bad lie."-Baseball Hall of Famer Mickey Mantle
"The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life."-Golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez
And my personal favorite, “Anything I want it to be. For instance, this hole right here is a par-47, and yesterday I birdied the sucker.”-Singer Willie Nelson, when asked what par was for a course he recently purchased
After reading these, one might ask, how can I improve? You may be serious or jovial about golf; if you would like to really improve your game, I urge you to contact Ted Frick and his teaching professionals at Classic Swing Golf School.
Some say the key to a good Golf swing is to relax…and nothing relaxes like…….laughing!