Classic Swing Golf School – Enjoy these funny quotes

Good Thursday afternoon from Classic Swing Golf School!  It’s almost summer and if you haven’t already, it’s time to sign up for the Junior Golf Camp.  Camp begins June 10th and runs through August 16th.  Please click or call 843-903-5560 for more info.

Just for fun, enjoy these funny golf quotes by celebrities and pros:

“After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.”
Chi Chi Rodriguez

“It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.”
Hank Aaron

“I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.”
Lee Trevino

“These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.”
Sam Snead

“Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five.”
Paul Harvey

“If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball”
Jack Lemmon

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing
Phyllis Diller, entertainer

I’ve had a good day when I don’t fall out of the cart.
Buddy Hackett, entertainer

“The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.”
Chi Chi Rodriguez

Classic Swing Golf School has earned many accolades on which to hang its hat. Classic Swing Golf School is honorably distinguished as one of the “Top 25 Golf Schools in America” by Golf Magazine and was also voted “The Best Golf School in Myrtle Beach” in 2008.

Classic Swing Golf School guarantees a maximum 3:1 student to teacher ratio in all golf schools and offers private golf lessons for those golfers that prefer one-on-one golf instruction.  Classic Swing also offers custom golf club fitting.  The staff of Classic Swing Golf School abides by their motto, “We Love What We Do and We GUARANTEE Improvement.” We invite you to preview the Classic Swing Golf School experience today!  Be sure to check out our videos on YOUTUBE!

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