Classic Swing Golf School – Enjoy these funny quotes
Good Friday afternoon from Classic Swing Golf School! Just for fun, enjoy these funny golf quotes by celebrities and pros:
“After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.”
Chi Chi Rodriguez
“It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.”
“I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.”
“These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.”
“Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five.”
“If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball”
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing
Phyllis Diller, entertainer
Classic Swing Golf School has earned many accolades on which to hang its hat. Classic Swing Golf School is honorably distinguished as one of the “Top 25 Golf Schools in America” by Golf Magazine and was also voted “The Best Golf School in Myrtle Beach” in 2008.
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